Movie Review: “The Grinch” (2018)

Kolby Spomer
Staff Writer

You’re an okay one, Mr. Grinch

You really are alright,

You’re as well made as “Despicable Me”, you’re as predictable as it too, Mr. Grinch,

You’re a first act catastrophe with little to keep people in!

You’re uneven, Mr. Grinch,

Your heart’s barely there,

Cindy Lou is more

important, your motives are weak at best, Mr. Grinch,

I wouldn’t recommend you to anyone without a child!

You’re second half is pretty good, Mr. Grinch,

You have a rewarding, tender turn,

You learn to overcome loneliness and depression, Mr. Grinch,

Due to the acceptance and friendship from a child!

You’re okay, Mr. Grinch,

You’re really not that bad,

In review, you’re about a three out of five, Mr. Grinch,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

“Uneven, Predictable, Sweet!”