Sung to the tune of “You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch”
You’re an okay one, Mr. Grinch
You really are alright,
You’re as well made as “Despicable Me”, you’re as predictable as it too, Mr. Grinch,
You’re a first act catastrophe with little to keep people in!
You’re uneven, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart’s barely there,
Cindy Lou is more
important, your motives are weak at best, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn’t recommend you to anyone without a child!
You’re second half is pretty good, Mr. Grinch,
You have a rewarding, tender turn,
You learn to overcome loneliness and depression, Mr. Grinch,
Due to the acceptance and friendship from a child!
You’re okay, Mr. Grinch,
You’re really not that bad,
In review, you’re about a three out of five, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Uneven, Predictable, Sweet!”