Movie Review: “The Grinch” (2018)
Sung to the tune of “You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch”
Kolby Spomer
Staff Writer
You’re an okay one, Mr. Grinch
You really are alright,
You’re as well made as “Despicable Me”, you’re as predictable as it too, Mr. Grinch,
You’re a first act catastrophe with little to keep people in!
You’re uneven, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart’s barely there,
Cindy Lou is more
important, your motives are weak at best, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn’t recommend you to anyone without a child!
You’re second half is pretty good, Mr. Grinch,
You have a rewarding, tender turn,
You learn to overcome loneliness and depression, Mr. Grinch,
Due to the acceptance and friendship from a child!
You’re okay, Mr. Grinch,
You’re really not that bad,
In review, you’re about a three out of five, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Uneven, Predictable, Sweet!”