OPINION: Things to think about- Disney princesses as lunch meats
I’d like to start off this column by saying I’m not very good with time. I was under the assumption
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OPINION: How band has impacted my life
Band is a place many students call home. I, for one, call it home. It’s a place I can be
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Spring into better weather
The reason why Minnesotans are so nice is because we are humbled. Let me explain. For the past several months,
Read moreOPINION: Things to think about- Disney princesses as cheeses
Another Wednesday, another notorious opinion column from Joey. But as I sit here typing words into a document on my
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OPINION: The Hawks will be 2023 NBA Champions.
Sunday marked the last day of the 2023 NBA regular season. Rudy Gobert punched Kyle Anderson, Jaden McDaniels fractured his
Read moreOPINION: Things to think about
Another week, another column, under the freshly equipped moniker of “Things to think about,” inspired by my quippy outro for
Read moreOPINION: Kids and technology: how much is too much?
The way that today’s society relies on technology is like oxygen to a pair of lungs. Without that constant breath
Read moreOPINION: Five more useless items, ranked
The night sky has been chased away by the rising of the morning sun, and it is yet again time
Read moreTop 5 randomly generated objects, ranked
When I was searching up ideas for my weekly column, “Listen to Joey talk ad nauseam about topics so niche
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Irish goodbye to the school year
As if spring break festivities weren’t fulfilling enough, another lucky holiday calls for the gathering of college students all across
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